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By July 17, 2018 No Comments

Trump to Putin: Take my balls, please

You may have heard already but our President went to Helsinki to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin and said this about the uncontroverted consensus that Russia meddled in the 2016 elections.

“My people came to me. Dan Coats came to me, and some others. They said they think it’s Russia. I have President Putin. He just said it’s not Russia. I will say this: I don’t see any reason why it would be.”

While nobody expected Donald Trump’s sojourn to Russia to be without drama, I’m not sure anyone expected Trump to kneel before Thanos, er, Putin.

Response from house and senate members was swift.

A lot of Republicans like future Blue Wave victim Keith Rothfus were fine saying that Russia meddled in our elections but he wouldn’t badmouth his beloved Donald

One person who left no ambiguity about their feelings was angry-bearded Arnold Schwarzenegger:

This episode, which I am hereby calling: The Helsinki Handjob,” could finally be Trump’s undoing. A lot of folks are also throwing around the world Treason:

Here’s hoping that Putin isn’t completely  embiggened by Trump’s cheap suit impression and decides to Red Dawn us. Patrick Swayze isn’t around to protect us anymore.

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